Freedom of the press

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

Two boys are playing in the street in Manchester, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young United Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a United fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Manchester, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts again.

"Little City Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he starts writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a City fan either," the boy says.
"I assumed everyone in Manchester was either a United or City fan. What team, DO you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Liverpool fan." the boy said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Scouser Tearaway Kills Beloved Family Pet."