Why, why, why?

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide
So, let's examine the evidence::

     (1)   No Christmas 

     (2)   No Television   

     (3)   No Football   

     (4)   No Nude Women   

     (5)   No Pork Chops   

     (6)   No Hot Dogs

     (7)   No Burgers   

     (   No Beer   

     (9)   No Bacon

     (10)  Rags for Clothes

     (11)  Towels for Hats 

     (12)  Constant Wailing from some Idiot in a Tower 

     (13)  More than One Wife   

     (14)  More than One Mother in Law   

     (15)  You can't Shave

     (16)  Your Wife Can't Shave   

     (17)  You can't Wash Off the Smell of Donkey

     (18)  You Cook Over Burning Camel Dung

     (19)  Your Wife is Picked by Someone Else for You   

     (20)  Your Wife Smells Worse Than Your Donkey   

THEN, they tell you that "When you die, it all gets much better

Well, No S**t Sherlock   It's not like it could get much worse