Girl Across The Street

[Windermeregolfer]

She's single... She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.         

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked me straight in the eyes and said, "I
just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance,
get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!