Who said nursing homes were boring

[Johnrgby2]

evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20.00, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

Completely irrelevant really but if you want a good laugh then this book is well worth a read:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
Enjoy - I certainly did!

[Swordy]

Completely irrelevant really but if you want a good laugh then this book is well worth a read:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010A7BNPS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
Enjoy - I certainly did!

I've read it too. Great book.