Church

[westerdon]

A Vicar in a small village in England is delighted when six new people  want to join his Church, an elderly couple,middle aged couple and a newly wed  pair.

Saying how happy he was about six new people to add to his small congregation, he was keen to see if they could resist temptation and not have sex for two weeks.

Two weeks later they returned to Church and asked the old couple if they managed to go a fortnight without sex, no problem   Vicar, we gave that up many years ago, same question to the middle age couple, and the Vicar was informed that although a struggle they managed it,same question to the newly weds, but was told by the man that they had managed for a few days, but on a warm sunny afternoon his wife had only a short dress on and bent over to pick up a tin of beans, and I could not resist, it was the best sex ever, to which the Vicar said stop we don't like talking about things like that here.



Vicar was informed that were not too happy in Asda either.