Mario and Marie.

[Keith Dean]

Mario and Marie, a nice young couple, were getting married and were planning on living with
Marie's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went
upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first. He
had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother.
"Mommy!! Mommy!! He's got hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his pants. He was extremely hairy all over his
legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother.
"Mommy, he's got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately,
he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs.
"Mommy, Mommy! He's only got a foot and a half!"
At this, her mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm going to go upstairs!"