Air Travel.

[Keith Dean]

A man is sitting in the airport departure
lounge when a gorgeous young girl in a
stewardess uniform parks herself next to
him. She's so stunning that he tries to
overcome his natural shyness and seize the
moment with a witty and original chat-up
line. He's struggling for something to say,
then it occurs to him that she might work
for British Airways. He taps her on the
shoulder and, quoting the BA slogan, says
to her: "We take good care of you." The girl
just gives him a strange sideways look.
"number two, I've blown it," he thinks to himself.
"Hang on, maybe she is with Air France."
So he says to her: "So, we get you there
faster." This time she glares at him.
"Bugger, wrong again. Maybe she works
for American Airlines." He turns to her
again and says, "So, luxury is our middle
name in the skies?"
The girl turns to him and says, "Listen,
mate, why don't you just f##k off."
"Ah, now I get it," says the man. "You're
with Ryannair."