Cowboy.

[Keith Dean]

 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.


He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.


After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a six-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"





The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well no! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five bloody times."