I love this one.

[Keith Dean]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.



The first Catholic man tells his friends,



"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."



The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."



The third Catholic gent says,



"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."



The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,



"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."



Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,



"Well....?"



She proudly replies,



"I have a daughter,



SLIM



TALL



38 D BREASTS



24" WAIST and



36" HIPS.












When she walks into a room, MEN say,



"Jesus Christ?.

[Can the Man]

That's a cracker Keith