Alex Salmond

[fatherted]

It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh and as the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield,

a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass with its jaws wide open ready to attack.

The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in a red jersey jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat, and throttled it.

As the dead dog lay there and the crowd cheered in admiration, Alex Salmond, who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said........

'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now.'

'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.

The man replied, 'No, you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'

'Don't worry' said Alex, 'I can see the headline now -

'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.

The man replied, 'No, you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London.'

Alex said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -


'English chap whose parents weren't married when he was born Strangles Family Pet'.

[KWC]

Guy standing waiting on his bus, when he notices a blind man and his dog walking towards him. He thins that's a fine Labrador he has etc., when suddenly they stop and at that, the dog cocks his leg and pees all down the leg of the blind man.

At that the Blind man gets a biscuit of of his pocket and gives it to the dog.

The stranger walks over and says to the Blind man, that is the kindest thing I have ever seen a human being doing in all me life. 

The blind guys say what!! 

Stranger said, you just gave your guide dog a biscuit after slashing all over your leg.

Don't be daft says the blind man, I'm only finding out what end its head is, as I'm going to kick its ar*e right up the street!!

[fatherted]

Guy standing waiting on his bus, when he notices a blind man and his dog walking towards him. He thins that's a fine Labrador he has etc., when suddenly they stop and at that, the dog cocks his leg and pees all down the leg of the blind man.

At that the Blind man gets a biscuit of of his pocket and gives it to the dog.

The stranger walks over and says to the Blind man, that is the kindest thing I have ever seen a human being doing in all me life. 

The blind guys say what!! 

Stranger said, you just gave your guide dog a biscuit after slashing all over your leg.

Don't be daft says the blind man, I'm only finding out what end its head is, as I'm going to kick its ar*e right up the street!!

I think you might have got Salmond mixed up with Blunkett apart from them both being politicians!