Little jokes

[KWC]

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!

I went to see the doctor this morning about my foot. She said I had to stop w*nking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was just an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c0ck like that."

[HelenR]