London Cab driver's answer.

[Keith Dean]

                 
You  just got to love the  Brits.

A  devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in  London.

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off  the radio because

as decreed by his religious  teaching, he must not listen to

music because in  the time of the prophet there was no music,

especially Western music which is the music of  the infidel. 
   
The  cab driver politely switched off the radio,  stopped the

cab and opened the  door.
   
The  Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?  "
   
The  cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet  there

were no taxis, so pi## off and wait for a  camel!"