One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Can the Man]

Corny Can cracked crepes cream

[Ronnietheblue]

Dee decides Dave doesn't deliver

[Can the Man]

Edgy Eamon eats Easter eggs

[Captain Sensible]

Farmer Fred farms fifty fields

[Ronnietheblue]

Gambian gorilla gorges grapes geedily

[Can the Man]

Horny hens hatch heavy hoops

[Ronnietheblue]

Indonesian iguana indulges in ice-pops

[Can the Man]

 jack joins Jill jerking June

[Ronnietheblue]

Kelso kick keepers ketchup knife

[Can the Man]

Lampy Lillian licks luscious Lucy

[DaveW]

Careless Can cracks coffee cup

[Ronnietheblue]

Should have been M young Dave. Have another go

[DaveW]

Was on wrong page

Might munch my melted mars

[Can the Man]

Naughty Nicola needs nookie nightly

[DaveW]

Over Oslo Ollie opened Oreos

[Can the Man]

Percy pecker picks pippy poo

[Ronnietheblue]

Quasimodo quietly quaffs quality quails

[dee-dee]

Ronnie reads rather rude riddles

[Ronnietheblue]

Behave

Steve shares some salmon sandwiches

[DaveW]

The tastiest Tottenham tottie thinks

[Ronnietheblue]

Ugly umbrella's usually  unravel upwards

[DaveW]

Vivacious Vera viewed vegetarians virtuous

[Can the Man]

Wanda's weird wayout Wednesdays weeping

[Ronnietheblue]

Xenon xerox xray xenophobic xylophones

[DaveW]

Yesterday young Yolande yanked you

[Ronnietheblue]

Zany Zulu zaps zombie zealot

[Richard D]

What do you do here please

[KWC]

 Kenny knows killjoys kill knowledge

[Ronnietheblue]

Silly Scotsman soils special sporran

[Can the Man]

What do you do here please

DJF you post 5 words all starting with the same letter to make silly sense

Ronnie rides rabid radical ranchero's