Five Words

[Ronnietheblue]

finding idiotic naked german incurs revulsion

incurs

[HelenR]

Irritating numpties can upset Ron severely

upsets

[DaveW]

usual people start entertaining total strangers

treats

[HelenR]

tasty Ron eats afternoon tea sometimes

eating

[DaveW]

educating and teaching immature northerners grates

grates

[Ronnietheblue]

Greedy Russians absorb the exorbitant rent

Absorb

[Can the Man]

Another bloody song or rhyming blurb

Blurbs

[DaveW]

Being lecherous underlines Ron's basic standards

stance

[Ronnietheblue]

So Tottenham announce new coach eventually

Events

[DaveW]

Entertainment venues encompass northern towns sometimes

venues

[Ronnietheblue]

Victory ensures Newcastle upstage even Spurs

Stages

[DaveW]

Silly trapeze artist gets essentials stuck

artist

[Ronnietheblue]

Acrobatic Romanian tries incredible spinning twist

Twists

[DaveW]

Tottenham win in style - twas sleeping

styles

[Ronnietheblue]

Silly Tottenham yobs looted everything systematically

System

[HelenR]

Sexy yorkshire studs torture erotic maidens

erotic

[DaveW]

Early risers often try instant coffee

coffee

[Ronnietheblue]

Can offends French females every evening

Female

[Can the Man]

Fancy efforts made all Lancs eat

Hotpot

[DaveW]

Helen often tries pot on Tuesdays

junkie

[Ronnietheblue]

Jon upsets nice kids in Essex

Upsets

[DaveW]

Ugly people spend extra time sleeping

sleeps

[Ronnietheblue]

Some lovers earsplitting erotica prevents sleep

Lovers

[DaveW]

You should be a comedian

Left over vegetable energise Ron stamina

energy

[Ronnietheblue]

I'll leave that to Can

Enjoyed naughty erotic romps greatly yesterday

Greats

[HelenR]

Gentleman Ron enjoys arousing toned saints

Saints

[Ronnietheblue]

Sometimes arguing is not the solution

Argues

[DaveW]

Apparently Ron gives unintelligible elocution sessions

talker

[Ronnietheblue]

Trying a loving kiss ensures respect

Brazil

[DaveW]

Bizarrely Ron always zigzags in Leeds

always