Re: Todays Weather in Fuerteventura

[Charlie dont surf]

In Steve`s absence I`m happy to take over as Fuerte Forum Weatherman until he`s back in situ. So, here goes

It`s Hot...and windy

[Elite of the forum]

Just like you then

28c and sunny  today

[Charlie dont surf]

Morning you Guys! I spoke to Steve last night and good news is he is more than happy for me to take over the Weatherman role in his absence.
He did say not to use any numbers as this only confused poor Bob and gave him a headache.

So today it`s going to be Windy and er....Hot

[Ronnietheblue]

Sunny at the moment 26c with 66% humidity.

[Charlie dont surf]

Thought I warned you knucklehead. No numbers for the slow one. He`s in a right ol state now.

It`s Hot & windy Bob. Hot & windy.

[Elite of the forum]

Thanks for that Charles ,as when I left this morning it was overcast and not much wind I take it your on the island now.

[Charlie dont surf]

No worries Bob & Welcome back. I see a quick grammar lesson is in order.
It`s...you`re on the island now. Not...your on the island now. An Example for you.
You`re a bit on the simple side as half your brain is missing.

Have you got that Bob?

[Ronnietheblue]

Hope you had a save jurney back mate. We must catch up for a beer soon.

[Elite of the forum]

your right their cHarls i musted not have chocked my pro emptied text when toping mate.

[Elite of the forum]

maybe we can invite Charlie ,he can teach the ways of drinking beer and talking correct bullpoo

[dee-dee]

your right their cHarls i musted not have chocked my pro emptied text when toping mate.

[Ronnietheblue]

Wonder if Steves having an extended UK holiday. Hope he packed his waterproofs

[Baldy]

Wonder if Steves having an extended UK holiday. Hope he packed his waterproofs

Where is Steve and his Fuerte weather reports?

[Captain Sensible]

No Fuerte weather reports until the end of the month.

[Baldy]

No Fuerte weather reports until the end of the month.

Thanks for the update Steve, enjoy the rest of your holiday 🚤🚤

[Captain Sensible]

My son says that it's typical August weather in Fuerteventura - cloudy in the morning, sunny for the rest of the day and around 30 degrees.

[Captain Sensible]

It's going to be very hot in Fuerteventura over the next week as shade temperatures will be in the low to mid 30s

[Charlie dont surf]

Hot & Windy Steve?

[Charlie dont surf]

Steve just phoned. He`s asked me to take over again as he keeps having these denial attacks and can`t be arsed. To be honest with you, I`m a bit worried about the big Gaylord.

So folks, today it`s Hot & Windy.

You lot have a nice day. If you`ve got any Get Well messages for Steve, let me know, and I`ll pass them on when I see him tonight. We`re on a boys night out but he didn`t want you to know. Dee Dee`s coming out too. I know what you`re thinking. About time, bless him.

[Charlie dont surf]

My son says that it's typical August weather in Fuerteventura - cloudy in the morning, sunny for the rest of the day and around 30 degrees.

Just bloody well tell them Dad. They`re gonna find out one day!

[Captain Sensible]

Steve just phoned. He`s asked me to take over again as he keeps having these denial attacks and can`t be arsed. To be honest with you, I`m a bit worried about the big Gaylord.

So folks, today it`s Hot & Windy.

You lot have a nice day. If you`ve got any Get Well messages for Steve, let me know, and I`ll pass them on when I see him tonight. We`re on a boys night out but he didn`t want you to know. Dee Dee`s coming out too. I know what you`re thinking. About time, bless him.

Hopefully CDF has been to see a specialist - he's lost his marbles

[Captain Sensible]

I'm told that there was a Red Alert in Fuerteventura for very high temperatures yesterday. That's the first ever one. It was 38 in the shade, 43 in the sun and someone's outdoor pool was 31 degrees. 

[Charlie dont surf]

I thought we agreed Steve? You know how the numbers confuse poor Bob.

It was very Hot & windy Bob.

[Captain Sensible]

I thought we agreed Steve? You know how the numbers confuse poor Bob.

It was very Hot & windy Bob.

Just keep me out of your childish behaviour. You don't know me

[Charlie dont surf]

But Stevie Baby, You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you. I picked you up, I shook you up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new.
ooops sorry! Wrong thread

[Ronnietheblue]

I'm told that there was a Red Alert in Fuerteventura for very high temperatures yesterday. That's the first ever one. It was 38 in the shade, 43 in the sun and someone's outdoor pool was 31 degrees. 

Great report Steve. Has the Calima gone now?

[Captain Sensible]

It's blue sky and sunshine in Caleta this afternoon. 29 degrees A bit of a contrast to the Bank Holiday weekend weather at Stansted where it was 10 degrees, wet and with a very cold N wind.

[Captain Sensible]

Cloudy at 08.30.
The forecast is for a sunny day with a shade temperature of 26, a UV index of 11 and a 25 kph N wind.

[Captain Sensible]

It took until the early afternoon for the sun to appear, and a mix of sun and cloud all afternoon.

[Captain Sensible]

Clear, sunny and hot. There is no wind. 28 in the shade at 2.30pm.