Re: 3 word story

[Can the Man]

good lashing across

[Ronnietheblue]

the decks of

[Can the Man]

the wigan boardwalk

[DaveW]

the Salmond lookalike

[Can the Man]

With the a.r.s.e

[Ronnietheblue]

Like a slapped

[DaveW]

wet fish which

[Ronnietheblue]

Resembled Can's paradise

[DaveW]

clubs ambience which

[Ronnietheblue]

He adores especially

[DaveW]

the slippery pole

[Ronnietheblue]

Where he performs

[DaveW]

After a few

[Ronnietheblue]

large whiskies to

[DaveW]

Curb his shyness

[HelenR]

So he can

[DaveW]

tell some jokes

[Elite of the forum]

To anyone who

[DaveW]

who doesn't know

[Elite of the forum]

Him or what

[Can the Man]

To do about

[Elite of the forum]

His bad jokes

[Can the Man]

So he skins

[Elite of the forum]

His spuds to

[Ronnietheblue]

Try make into

[DaveW]

a shepherds pie

[Ronnietheblue]

To feed the

[DaveW]

good time girls

[Ronnietheblue]

Before he attempts

[DaveW]

to get inside