What made you laugh today?

[dee-dee]

Me and G lost another 4lbs each....8lbs in 2 weeks,not bad 

[Ronnietheblue]

Well done you two

Is Ashley dead yet

[dee-dee]

Well done you two

Is Ashley dead yet

Thanks Jon 

Didn`t see him last night but last week he moved into the care home 

[Ronnietheblue]

Did ya get mi card Princess 

[dee-dee]

Did ya get mi card Princess 

Think you most of put wrong address 

[Ronnietheblue]

Nowt much

[dee-dee]

Just heard on radio...we are playing Leeds on Saturday...and they are stepping up police patrols..gonna get the horses out  Is that for you Jon?  Naughty Northerners 

[Ronnietheblue]

No Dee I'm a refined Bradford Ian,  Leeds are just thugs.

Heard today Corintia have extended into the surf school garden, should be open by September. Happy days🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[dee-dee]

Thats good news Jon,is it still run by the same people? 

[Ronnietheblue]

Dunno Dee. Raj the waiter is now at Galera beach bar

[Ronnietheblue]

Our old friend Can The Man, still won't even say hello down here. Hello Can.

[Ronnietheblue]

Watched The Chase today and a railway worker from Purfleet took the lower offer.

Bob will be ashamed;D

[dee-dee]

Watched The Chase today and a railway worker from Purfleet took the lower offer.

Bob will be ashamed;D

I saw that...glad he lost 

[Ronnietheblue]

Me too. He was funny tho

[Elite of the forum]

Dumb cockeneeees

[DaveW]

Dumb northerners, easily amused

[Ronnietheblue]

Leicester sacking Ranieri  they now deserve everything thats coming

[dee-dee]

Its Friday and the Orwell Bridge is open 

[Ronnietheblue]

Cheap concrete bridge

[DaveW]

It is nothing to do with the construction or materials used. The bridge needs to be high so that ships can pass underneath, it gets dangerous in high winds as has to be closed.

[Baldy]

EasyJet 'forgot' to put my bike on the plane with me yesterday 
Aledgedly on this mornings flight and should be delivered to me at 15.00hrs 

[Ronnietheblue]

Rubbish Easyjet should have flown Ryanscare 

[Baldy]

Rubbish Easyjet should have flown Ryanscare 

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't beat good old St Michael. Just ask Dee

[dee-dee]

Can't beat good old St Michael. Just ask Dee

They are not too bad if they get you to the correct airport 

[DaveW]

Jon only has until October to find his pound then the old coins become illegal 😄🤡

[Ronnietheblue]

Did you see Dave it's estimated that over £300m are stuck in cars and down suites etc

[DaveW]

Yes amazing

[Ronnietheblue]

Best get searching when you get home

[DaveW]

We had to give our couch away to a charity shop because it wouldn't fit through the door of our new bungalow. I bet there was a few quid in there.