What made you laugh today?

[Elite of the forum]

Good boy me but these looked quality people im afraid the island is going downhill ,ive heard they even let cockenees in now but only in Chavetta thank god 

[Ronnietheblue]

Let me guess, covered in Bale tattoos and wearing spurs shirts, can just picture em

[Elite of the forum]

Drunk with a skewiff syrup 

[Ronnietheblue]

Shoving miniature brandies in the EG

[Elite of the forum]

I know the type

[Ronnietheblue]

Think we've both got someone in mind

[Elite of the forum]

Not mentioning any names

But DAVE might know

[Ronnietheblue]

Neither am I, but you're right, DAVE  might know

[Elite of the forum]

He will be having words later

[Ronnietheblue]

Who's responding to BS's most popular member thread

[Elite of the forum]

Will have a look

[Ronnietheblue]

We're all thick down here apparently   

[Elite of the forum]

Bless him dang-blasted  turkey choker

[Ronnietheblue]

See we've both posted. Bet Dave darent

[Elite of the forum]

Best neighbours

[Ronnietheblue]

What did you put to get modified to dang blasted turkey choker

[Elite of the forum]

F.o.o.k.i.n

[Ronnietheblue]

All makes sense now

[dee-dee]

Baz`s thread ...made me giggle 

[Ronnietheblue]

Yep it could be hilarious

[dee-dee]

Can`t believe I didn`t make the nominations though 

[Ronnietheblue]

If I knew how to do these poll things, I'd do an alternative one

[dee-dee]

At the top,where it says New Topic,just hit the one next to it,New Poll 

[Ronnietheblue]

I darent. Bob will

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob and his Kleenex comment. Very clever mate

[HelenR]

Nowt

[DaveW]

Neither am I, but you're right, DAVE  might know

You are a pair of Muppets

[Elite of the forum]

Liverpool couldnt score against one of the worse defences in the championship

[DaveW]

It is Monday, Dee's favourite day

[Elite of the forum]

Workmen arrived 8am blocking the road with a concrete mixer and a truck that pumps concrete up on to the roof