What made you laugh today?

[DaveW]

Ready for the glue factory

[Can the Man]

Glue the girls to me 

[Ronnietheblue]

The glorious sunshine

[DaveW]

One of the banners on the Tour de France today
'Forget Yorkshire, the only way is Essex'

[Ronnietheblue]

Was it Dee holding the banner

[Ronnietheblue]

Dross ain't bottom of the page anymore

[dee-dee]

G bought me some new flip flops for hols 

[Ronnietheblue]

Hope youre getting some more for Sept

[Can the Man]

How's Selwyn Bradley doing Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

Not got a clue what youre on about Dan

[Can the Man]

I said to my German mate, "How come you Germans don't have a sense of humour?"

He said, "We don't need one, our team can play football."

twit.

[Ronnietheblue]

very droll Can

[Can the Man]

Most Muslim women are so ugly, no man would love them unless they had a bag over their head.

Which pretty much explains the invention of the burqa.

[Ronnietheblue]

No swearing, weve only just got forum back and weve borrowed it

[Can the Man]

Bummer

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't do Steve's captchas too hard

[Can the Man]

Weakling 

[Ronnietheblue]

Some of the words Can, just can't make em out

[Can the Man]

Put on your milk bottle ends 

[Ronnietheblue]

Am too thick

[Ronnietheblue]

Bob and Dee my supposed friends

[dee-dee]

Bob and Dee my supposed friends

Did no one do you a thread for 79K?

[Ronnietheblue]

Dunno, what do you reckon

[Can the Man]

Jon's smilie face

[Ronnietheblue]

Yes very funny Can

[Can the Man]

I think so too Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

Thought you might

[dee-dee]

I`m going on holiday today 

[Ronnietheblue]

Wahay have a great time

[Ronnietheblue]

Supposed to be sunny, its grey and cold