What made you laugh today?

[Can the Man]

You could hang the shower hose between the BB cheeks 

[Ronnietheblue]

shoooooo and take your medication

[Can the Man]

Maybe I should join Reggie's brigade then ?

[Ronnietheblue]

No we'd miss you

[Can the Man]

 

[Ronnietheblue]

Too early

[Can the Man]

Wife snoring

[Ronnietheblue]

Fantasy football

[Can the Man]

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.

'That's cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue''s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

[DaveW]

Think that one should be in your jokes Can

Winging Man U supporters comments on the Chelski match

[Ronnietheblue]

Its great to hear them whinging

[Trumpy]

Openiing the wrong valve on my brother in laws boiler and showering him in dirty water instead or filling it 

[Can the Man]

A dying Gypsy grandfather was on his death-bed when he called his children to his side. He said, "My children, be kind to and watch over the Jews."

"Why should we?" asked one of his perplexed children.

"Because after they're dealt with, we'll be next."

[Ronnietheblue]

Having a nice lie in

[Ronnietheblue]

Sam Allardyce

[Ronnietheblue]

Spending £300 at Morrison's

[DaveW]

Getting my new driving licence from DVLA

[Ronnietheblue]

A nice new picture one eh Dave

[DaveW]

already had one of them

[Ronnietheblue]

Fair enough

[Ronnietheblue]

David De Gea.

[Can the Man]

Embarrassing bodies on TV

[DaveW]

Man United players going to the Jason Puncheon school of penalty taking

[Can the Man]

Jon banning himself for Thursdays and Fridays

[Ronnietheblue]

Not having the will power to not dross for 48 hours

[Can the Man]

Potash having go at Bluefox for asking who the hell Paddy was, and Bluefox giving as good back as he got.   

http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=17630.msg343244#msg343244

[Ronnietheblue]

Will go have a look

[Trumpy]

Lol aren't they stupid up there. So why did Paddy leave anyhows 

[Ronnietheblue]

No one knows for sure. he's sadly missed tho a proper character, great sense of humour.

[Can the Man]

Its a shame, I miss his humour.