The Grandfather

[KWC]

Patience of a Grandfather:

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, you name it. Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy."
Another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy"
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart and Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly man, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying 'things would be okay.' William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."
"Thanks," said the grandpa, "but I'm William. The little sh!ts name is Kevin."

[Can the Man]

Kev,

I see the PC editing got a hold of your joke, you mighyt like to 'Modify'

Thanks," said the grandpa, "but I'm William. The little number two's name is Kevin."

To

Thanks," said the grandpa, "but I'm William. The little potty poo poo's name is Kevin."

[KWC]

Kev,I see the PC editing got a hold of your joke, you mighyt like to 'Modify'

Hi Willie thanks for that (names Kenny lol) In fact you might want to right mighyt as might 


sorry Can, couldn't resist that

[Can the Man]

Kev,I see the PC editing got a hold of your joke, you mighyt like to 'Modify'

Hi Willie thanks for that (names Kenny lol) In fact you might want to right mighyt as might 


sorry Can, couldn't resist that

Touche Kenny, and sorry about the Name mix up, I had been chatting with SuperKev earlier on.

The mighyt is me trying to type to fast 

[dagwood]

Check out more efficiency from Civil Service, in "general good humoured chat" you may get some ideas.