Men and Women, an analysis (but not by me!!)

Started by Budgie, April 04, 2013, 11:10:02 AM

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Budgie


1. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


hairybiker

Before a woman will have sex, she has to fal in love.  A man must have sex before falling in love.

It's amazing that any of us are here!!!

Paddster

PMFSL......No.5 is the one for me = brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D