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Worlds favorite airline

Started by dagwood, November 07, 2012, 17:55:24 PM

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A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly, or so he thinks.
He leans ...   across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows". The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks again. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just blanks him. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations". The woman looks at him sternly and says "Look.... What the Goshdarn do you want?" "Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair"!!!