AN IRISH BLONDE IN THE NEW FUERTEVENTURA CASINO

[Can the Man]

An attractive blonde from Dublin, Ireland arrived at the
casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
twenty thousand euro in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she
stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly parted.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, .....
but all men...are men!