Fair enough Tim, sensible head on for the humourless. Stayed at the Playa Park but unfortunately got put in a tiny studio above the entrance. No balcony tiny sink in a cupboard really too small. The management wouldn`t change me to another apartment, said they were full, even offered to pay the difference, still wouldn`t move me. The rest of the place was ok, nice pool etc. Bit too far out for walking back, make sure you take a leak before you set off if you have been drinking beer ! The other thing that I remember was the fire alarm going off in the wee small hours. I duly reported to the muster point outside where I was one of only a handful of guests that had bothered. After ten minutes the receptionist came out to tell us that it was ok to go back in, only a "small" fire in the kitchen. Well, smoke was billowing out of the aircon ventilation exhaust, looked a bit more than a small fire to me. I hung around until the fire brigade had been and gone, didn`t fancy getting torched.
