Diary on a cruise

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets.

Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2


Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3


At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck




Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to
have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.




He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5


Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.




Again I declined.




He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.




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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6


Today I saved 2600 lives.









Twice.

[Can the Man]

Brilliant