Quotations

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'   

- Eleanor Roosevelt   

<><>   

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..   

- Mark Twain 

<><>     

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 

- Groucho Marx 

<><>   

I have never  hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 

- Zsa Zsa Gabor 

<><>     

I can resist everything but temptation

Oscar Wilde
<><>     
   

Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. 

- Spike Milligan 

<><>     

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP . 

- Joe Namath 

<><>     

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.. 

- W. C. Fields 


<><>   

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.   As you grow older, it will avoid you. 

- Winston Churchill 


<><>