Heaven

[fatherted]

Heaven

Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the gates of heaven.

God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side I
must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?"He thinks long and hard, looks
God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to
family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried
to do right by my countrymen

God sees the essential goodness in Obama , and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?" Hillary says,
"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of
life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or
lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers
her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."