Insomniacs' Humour

[Windermeregolfer]

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired. At her next check-up, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor
was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realised Grandma had a
prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realise these are
birth control pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I
assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you
sleep!" She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes,
dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe
me it definitely helps me sleep at night."