NHS Proposals

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>         Subject:  NHS Proposals
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>         The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the National Health Service. 
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>         The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
>         Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
>         The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
>         Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>         The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
>         Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
>         Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
>         Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up."
>         The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
>         Radiologists could see right through it.
>         The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>         The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.
>         The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
>         Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
>         The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
>         Urologists were inebriated off at the whole idea.
>         The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
>         Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
>         In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the in Whitehall.