Climbing Rose

[fatherted]

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says:“I have had a lovely time.You looked so beautiful, you reminded me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow ?”

She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned and asks: “What was that for ?”. She replied:“I looked up ‘beautiful climbing rose` on Google last night and it said:


                “Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or fence but no good in an open bed."