Adoption

[fatherted]

A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, to inquire about adopting
a child.
The interviewing social workers are a bit doubtful about their accommodation.

The couple produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of
which is a beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the standard of education that
would be provided.

"We'll employ an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along
with Mandarin and ICT skills", the couple advise.

There are then doubts expressed about the child's healthy upbringing.

"Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they
replied.

So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child
they
were looking for.

"It doesn't really matter", they said, "so long as he fits in the cannon".