Effective suicide counselling

[fatherted]

EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELLING*!
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes and it won't matter to you, how about a shag before you go?"
She screamed, "NO! Bugger off, you filthy old chap whose parents weren't married when he was born!"
He shrugged and turned away, saying "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
She didn't jump.........