The morning after

[duncolm]

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she saw the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad" she yelled. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot.

"No" he said, "what I said to you was that I was a member of the Ariel display team."