Uk Politicians

[fatherted]

    Two crocodiles   were sitting at the side of Thames in London .

    The smaller one turned   to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I   just don't get it.'

    'Well,' said   the big croc, 'What have you been eating?'

    'Politicians, same ...as   you,' replied the small croc.

    'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

    'Down the other side of the Thames near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

    'Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them?'

    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the number two out of them, and eat 'em!'

    'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the number two out of a politician, there's nothing left but an and a briefcase.'