"Morning Sex"

[Keith Dean]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only


the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in,

almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,"

You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to

 

lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen, table. Afterwards she said,

"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still

around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
 

"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken..."

[HelenR]

Lol 

[Can the Man]

Brilliant Keith