Male jokes.

[Keith Dean]

A couple are lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy. ..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

[HelenR]