London prostitute.

[Keith Dean]

A man is walking through Mayfair when
a stunning London prostitute catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually
plucks up the courage to ask, "How
much?"
The prosser replies, "It starts at £500 for
a hand job."
The man gasps: "£500? For a hand job!
You have got to be kidding me, no hand job
is worth that kind of money!"
The tart replies, "Do you see that block
of apartments on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the block of apartments next
to it?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third
block?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the prostitute, smiling coyly,
"I own those. And, I own them because I
give a hand job that's worth £500."
The man thinks, "What the hell? You
only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire
to a nearby hotel. A short time later, one
very satisfied punter is sitting on the bed
realizing he has just experienced the hand
job of a lifetime, worth every bit of £500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow
job is £1,000?"
The hooker replies, "Actually, £1,500."
"No one is ever going to pay that for a
blow job!"
She replies, "Step over here to the window,
big boy. Do you see that casino just
across the street? I own that casino outright.
And I own it because I give a blow
job that's worth every penny of £1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that
terrifc hand job, says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the
bed truly amazed. He can scarcely believe
it, but he feels he truly got his money's
worth. He decides to dip into the retirement
savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience. He asks the
prosser, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the
window, I want to show you something. Do
you see how the whole West End of London
is laid out before us, all those luxury
fats, gambling palaces and fancy
restaurants?"
"Bugger!" the man says, in awe. "You
own the whole West End?"
"No," the prostitute replies, "but I would
if I had a vagina."

[HelenR]

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