CREMATION.

[Keith Dean]

A woman who had recently lost her husband
had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. She picked up his urn and
poured him out on to the kitchen table.
Then, tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
started talking to her deceased spouse.
"Colin, you know that dishwasher you
promised me? I bought it with the insurance
money!"
She paused for a minute, tracing her fingers
in the ashes then said, "Colin, remember
that car you promised me? Well, I also
bought it with the insurance money."
Again, she paused for a few minutes and,
while tracing her fingers in the ashes, said,
"Colin, that diamond ring you promised
me? Yep. Bought it with the insurance
money."
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the
ashes, she said, "Colin, remember that
blow job I promised you? Here it comes."