The Cowboy

[fatherted]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
  'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.   'On a trip to the Black Hills out in  South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I asked them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the number two out of all of you!'


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


Couple of minutes ago.'