sky diver

[KWC]

Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.

When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7 inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your ar$+!' "

Mick asks: "Did you jump?"

Paddy replies: "Aye a little bit when it first went in."

[Can the Man]

Not one of your best Kenny, I'm afraid