A Lift Mishap

[Keith Dean]

Today I was beaten up by a woman...



I was minding my own business in the lift and I was staring at her boobs, when she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?"   So I did.

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I don't remember much after that....Recovery time 4 - 6 week