mexican Maid

[fatherted]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.


The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.





She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"


Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"


Maria: "Your husband he say so."


Wife: "Oh yeah?"


Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"


Maria: "Your husband did"


Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he "


Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."


Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"


Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."


Wife: "So how much do you want?"