The Wit of the Irish

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The Wit of the Irish

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows.
The Irishman replies, "Well ... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.
"The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.
"The Irishman, nodding in agreement says, "We Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."
And so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"
The Irishman replies, "Aye, that part is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women!"