Pensioners breakfast

[fatherted]

We went to breakfast at a supermarket





restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns
and toast for £2.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said.
'But I don't want the eggs..'

'Then, I'll have to charge you £3.49
because you're ordering 'a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for
NOT taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress..
'I'll take the Special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the Shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home
and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around
the block more than once!