Sensually Subtle!

[dagwood]

Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

No,&quo t; I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.







"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen £30,000 all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."