The wonder vagina

[fatherted]

Victor is sitting on his usual train to London and across from him is a busty blonde wearing a tiny  mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.



The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina?"



"Yes, I'm sorry," Vic replies and promises to avert his eyes.



"It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll Make it blow a kiss to you."



Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.



Victor, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him.



"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.



Victor rushes over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"



Stunned, Victor replies, "You're kidding—you mean it can whistle, too?"

[Paddster]

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