The dog and the lion

[Budgie]

A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion sees the dog from a distance and thinks, curiously "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and thinking very quickly says loudly "mmm...that
was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " whoah...! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can".
Nearby in a tree top, a monkey has witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realises that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened, and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realised what
happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."