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Father and Son

Started by Budgie, February 13, 2013, 15:28:37 PM

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Budgie

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter"
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Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."


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dagwood

Hi Budgie, do you remember the song "Woe is me shame and scandal in the familyeeee"