Todays funnies

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's Tottenham riots....your one year manufacturer's warranty runs out next week



Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital: one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka!